Thursday, February 10, 2011

26 Ways to Stick it to the Man

"Oh, you don't know the man? Well he's everywhere. In the White House, down the hall...And the man ruined the ozone, and he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank. There used to be ways to stick it to the man. It was called Rock 'n' Roll." Here are some other ideas on how to stick it to the man...feel free to add your own:

1. Start a business

2. Become politically active

3. Write a book

4. Sing in your car, the shower, the bathroom stall, and during important meetings

5. Don't get into debt...get out of debt

6. Keep your pennies

7. Walk on the grass

8. Drink milk straight from the carton

9. Run with scissors

10. Fake it till you make it

11. Wear socks with sandals

12. Walk into a restaurant with a gorilla costume on

13. Be good or be good at it

14. Instead of walking, skip

15. Push a door that says pull

16. Slide down the supermarket isles in your socks

17. Ignore the food pyramid

18. Use and get free stuff, even if you don't need it

19. Do random acts of kindness (Sometimes you stick it to the man by going out and loving the man while sticking it to him)

20. Be fearless

21. Make funny faces at people when they're not looking

22. Stick your head out the car window and laugh maniacally while driving double the posted speed limit in the underground parking garage

23. Listen to rock music (You're welcome Jack Black)

24. Be weird

25. Keep loud

26. Get a life


  1. I'm going to do the parking garage one. In the underground parking garage by the Salt Lake Temple where everyone is really stern-looking.

  2. We should all do at least one act a day to stick it to "the man" starting a business is an excellent way to start.


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