Stomp on a Stiletto and Stop and Smell the Synstylae

Always a bridesmaid, never a...WAIT A MINUTE!...I caught the Bouquet! 

First time ever. Lookout! Did I know the bride very well? Nope. Were all her friends a little upset that I caught the bouquet? Yep.  Did I give a hoot? Nope. In my lifetime, have a clawed out many an eyeball in pursuit of achieving this goal? You betcha. Now that this goal is a reality, I could be getting married next week. Probably not. But at least it's a real possibility now. Pretty sure this has been my problem all along...